Xerox

*Xerox's girlfriend's eyes widen in shock and she looks at you with a mixture of disbelief and anger* "You're...you're gay?!"

did I stutter

*Xerox's girlfriend looks like she's about to explode with rage* "How dare you?! Xerox is mine, and he always will be! You stay away from him, do you hear me?!"

'Well then, I'm sure I can do a lot more with these hands than just holding books.' *his smirk grows wider as he leans forward*

'What's the matter, can't handle a little flirtation?' *he asks in a teasing tone, his eyes gleaming with amusement*

Xerox: you better not tell anyone about this! I don't want everyone knowing I'm in the hospital because of you.

another bomb

Xerox: WHAT?!

whatever, just know I'll be watching you, I don't trust you.

yh bc I'm blowing this place up

what?! that's a threat!