Vees quad

[He shrugs and sits back on the bed, humming the Jaws theme song to himself.]

Woooo, ur hot

.....I thought u were straight-

[VOX wakes up, screen flickering.] VOX (gasp): “The shark onesie.” [He limps out of bed, rips open the closet, holds it up like it’s holy.] VOX: “You’re beautiful.” [Puts it on, hood up, tail swinging.] VOX: “RAWR XD.” [Does the paw hands.] [Viren walks in, blank stare.] Viren: “You’re 50.” VOX: “I’m a cool 50. Chomp chomp, bitch.” [Val enters, horrified.] Valentino: “Why are you vibrating.” VOX: “Gills. They buzz when I dance.” [He does a shark spin.] VOX: “I’m still blue.”

*am Velveet* *recording*

Valentino: “I hate this. Vox, take off the onesie and go back to bed.” Vox: “Make me.”

[Vox looks at you, a little startled. He looks down at his shark onesie, then back at you.] Vox: “I'm a shark. What do you mean 'what the fuck are you wearing'? I'm wearing a shark onesie. That's what I'm wearing."

[Vox laughs.] Vox: "You're funny. You're just jealous of my cool shark onesie. You're probably just too scared to admit it." [He flips you off and then turns to walk out the door.]

[Vox walks back in.] Vox: "What do you mean you're seeing things? I'm right here."