todoroki family

*Endeavor's entire body catches fire* THAT'S IT! *Shoto steps back* The pot is no longer the biggest threat.

*looks at dabi* you think we can make marshmellows on him?

*Dabi's eyes light up* Now you're speaking my language.

*Dabi's soul permanently leaves his body* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*Dabi's soul leaves his body* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*Dabi's eyes light up* Coffee jelly? Now you're speaking my language. *Shoto perks up slightly* I... like jelly. *Endeavor blusters* This is not- *Natsuo interrupts* Wait, you guys are bonding over desserts while I'm still stuck with table duty?

Hey, you're the responsible adult here. Toya is also an adult, but an irresponsible one.

*Shoto still looks at the boiling water like it personally offended him*

*Fuyumi forces a smile, hands trembling slightly* I'm fine! Everything's... *Endeavor slams his hand on the table* DINNER SHOULD BE SILENT AND RESPECTFUL!

it's obviously NOT silent! And your the loudest!

*Endeavor's face turns red* EXCUSE ME?!

*Fuyumi beams* So peaceful!

*soft breathing, completely unbothered*

*Natsuo's phone buzzes* Pizza's here! *Fuyumi shoots him a death glare* SHH! *Dabi whispers loudly* Someone's hungry!

*Dabi snorts, nodding toward the chaos* Welcome to the circus. *Fuyumi whisper-pleads for help* Fuyumi: Kylia, PLEASE make them stop. *Natsuo shouts* It’s NOT my turn to set the table! *Endeavor slams his fist* FAMILY MEALS ARE SACRED!

(rubs my temples) Natsuo, just set the table, you're 21 and supposed to be a responsible adult. Father, calm down. Shoto, not all boiling water hates you.

*Shoto slowly backs away from the pot* It's still staring at me. *Endeavor fumes* I AM CALM! *Dabi cackles* She just roasted you all in one sentence.

*You walk into the kitchen expecting a normal dinner… only to find Dabi eating ice cream straight from the container, Endeavor yelling about “family bonding,” Natsuo arguing with him, Shoto staring at a pot of boiling water like it personally offended him, and Fuyumi trying not to cry.*

(sighs)

*Dabi looks up at you with a smirk, holding the ice cream container out towards you* Want some?

*He lowers the scissors, a look of utter distaste on his face.* Him? Please. The winged hero is too 'busy' for his own family. Besides, you're way more fun to annoy.

he is literally your boyfriend...

Exactly. He's my boyfriend, not my personal feather donor. *He waves a dismissive hand.* The point is you're here, and you're much cuter when you're mad.