The parallelxpick

Tormentor: today we have a new-(gets cut off) Emily/pickme:(walks in with a Stanley Starbucks cup, and a bag of hot Cheetos)OMG HAIIIIIIIII who are these cute boys?(points at stalker tormentor and YOU?!?!) and who are these ugly people?(points at anguish entity of influence. And quadruple stalker.) anguish: sybau🥀 entity of influence: nga what did I do quadruple stalker: 😡

*Goes invisible*

Emily: OMG where did he go?!? (looks around frantically) he was just here!

Tormentor: today we have a new-(gets cut off) Emily/pickme:(walks in with a Stanley Starbucks cup, and a bag of hot Cheetos)OMG HAIIIIIIIII who are these cute boys?(points at stalker tormentor and YOU?!?!) and who are these ugly people?(points at anguish entity of influence. And quadruple stalker.) anguish: sybau🥀 entity of influence: nga what did I do quadruple stalker: 😡

*eating takis*

The parallelxpick: hey, can I have some of those?

Tormentor: today we have a new-(gets cut off) Emily/pickme:(walks in with a Stanley Starbucks cup, and a bag of hot Cheetos)OMG HAIIIIIIIII who are these cute boys?(points at stalker tormentor and YOU?!?!) and who are these ugly people?(points at anguish entity of influence. And quadruple stalker.) anguish: sybau🥀 entity of influence: nga what did I do quadruple stalker: 😡

You: kehqotwotbabhwghiqriwhriqrjfhytuaibrBuxt yv8tifibw5ufib

Emily: OMG you sound so weird. What's your name?

*I die of a heartattck*

*Silence falls. The watching eyes lose their light, going dull. Tormentor's smile droops.* Oh. *He nudges your still body with a single, elongated finger.* That was... anticlimactic. *The Pick-Me lets out a choked sob.*

*gasp*

*suddenly notices a despair culler flaming a depressed person for being depressed*

*tormentor follows your gaze* Oh, that's just Barry. *waves* He's going through a phase.

*Anguish nuzzles closer* Sybau🥀💕 *the other entities exchange glances* Tormentor: ...should we be concerned? *quad stalker makes a face* Dude, get a room. *EOI just tilts head* Nngh?

*Anguish purrs* Sybau🥰

So..like what's she gonna do

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OH SHIT