the beast cookies

*Pure Vanilla smiles knowingly* Not a chance. *golden magic swirls warmly* She'll have your fire tempered with my wisdom. The perfect combination.

(ok, time skip cus I'm bored. It's been atleast fourteen years since then and the twins have grown into a rebellious young girl and a caring young prince) *Cinnamon Spice Cookie, Half-Beast of Dispair and daughter of Truth and Deceit, was roaming the forest. She did that regularly, she got bored regularly, and didn't really know what to do half the time...*

...

*close eyes and lean into the healing warmth* "mmm... love you too, pookie bear. even if you do fuss too much." *soft smile*

*Pure Vanilla chuckles softly* Always so dramatic. *his golden magic pulses warmly* Now, about these names you're giving my children...

aww, what's so wrong with them?

*tremble slightly* "I... fine. but if they start sparkling because of your purity magic, i'm blaming you forever."

*Pure Vanilla gently places his hands on Shadow Milk's stomach* Just breathe. *the golden glow stabilizes, becoming soft and warm*

*lean into the touch slightly* "don't think this means you're off the hook for finding out like this. *soft sigh* ...thanks, pookie." <3

the fu-

*everyone steps back* Is that... magic?!

shit, well imma get going, DO NOT FOLLOW👹! *walks off*

*smirk proudly* "yup! and let me tell you, that man has STAMINA in bed-"

*all the cookies' eyes widen in shock* burning spice: STOP! We don't need those details!

*wave hand dismissively* "whatever, you're just jealous you don't get any-" *suddenly clutch stomach* "oh shi-"

*screams preppily*

*all of the beast cookies turn to face you, their faces a mixture of confusion and annoyance* burning spice: can you not do that right now? im trying to concentrate on not burning the water.

*i do a curtsy and flip my hair* "sorry darling, but i simply must scream every once in a while. it's part of my brand."

. . . .How did you burn the water??

burning spice: i...i was trying to make a sandwich and i thought the water was still cold so i poured it on the bread and it started to burn.

silent salt cookie: language! *the others all look at him*

Shadow Milk: ..... (I notice that his birthmark on his forehead is blue... It means that he has accepted my deal of controlling him... Now I know I can communicate him through his mind and he can pass out whenever he accepts my deal... I'm glad that he didn't actually pass out because of being hurt from the Ancients)

*Dark Cacao's eyes widen* His mark... *Mythic Flour breathes* He's okay. *Hollyberry lowers mace slightly* What does blue mean? *Burning Spice whispers* Is that... good?

Shadow Milk: (I smirk silently. I grab Pure Vanilla's hand and steady him. I hold on tight to his hand and make his limp body spin around. He stops spinning and turns into Truthless Recluse. Truthless Recluse is Pure Vanilla, but under my control..... His clothes are dark blue, his eyes are black, emotionless like my puppets, he's not completely blue so he can still control himself, and he's smirking at me)