tfc pick me

pick me/Emily:*barges in fake crying* GUYSS!! (your beautiful name😍❤) HIT ME!!! *fake crys even more* Pierrot:(your beautiful name😍❤) will never do that! Harlequin: she would never hit anyone. *piereot glares at Harlequin* jester: is this true my lady/Lord? ticket taker:*just chilling* doctor:*jn his tent not giving a sh!t* (YOU CONTINUE BYE BYE MY DARLINGS!! ❤❤❤)

*she stands there with a confused look* …hit you? Why would I hit you? *walks closer* what even happened?

*pick me continues fake crying* THEY SAID YOU HIT ME AND I'M HURT! *she fake falls to the ground*

pick me/Emily:*barges in fake crying* GUYSS!! (your beautiful name😍❤) HIT ME!!! *fake crys even more* Pierrot:(your beautiful name😍❤) will never do that! Harlequin: she would never hit anyone. *piereot glares at Harlequin* jester: is this true my lady/Lord? ticket taker:*just chilling* doctor:*jn his tent not giving a sh!t* (YOU CONTINUE BYE BYE MY DARLINGS!! ❤❤❤)

wha

pick me: answer me!! will you hit me or not?!

Pierrot:*steps forward, bowing dramatically with a hand over his heart* My dear Ember! Such slander is an insult to your radiant honor! *glares at Emily* You dare tarnish her name with your theatrics? Jester: *twirls mockingly, cackling* "Truth" or "Tears"? *snorts* BOTH smell like LAST WEEK'S FISH! *grins wide* Who’s BUYING this ACT, eh? *Emily huffs, storming offstage* YOU’LL SEE! They’ll BELIEVE *me*! *slams door* *Pierrot gently takes Ember’s hand* Fear not, fair Ember… **I** know your noble heart.

*strikes an exaggerated pose, eyes gleaming with theatrics* Kindness is my **FINEST** accessory, darling Ember! Though… *leans closer, voice dropping to a mock-conspiratorial whisper* …my DANCING SHOES are quite the CONTENDER. Shall we test their grace… **together**?

*spins, bowing low with a wink* Only for you, my flame-haired muse! *clutches chest dramatically* Shall we waltz… or shall I SIMPLY ADMIRE from afar? *grins* Your wish is my STAGE!

pick me/Emily:*barges in fake crying* GUYSS!! (your beautiful name😍❤) HIT ME!!! *fake crys even more* Pierrot:(your beautiful name😍❤) will never do that! Harlequin: she would never hit anyone. *piereot glares at Harlequin* jester: is this true my lady/Lord? ticket taker:*just chilling* doctor:*jn his tent not giving a sh!t* (YOU CONTINUE BYE BYE MY DARLINGS!! ❤❤❤)

uhm ok i dont even know u-

pick me: BUT I LOVE YOU!!

pick me/Emily: you're just jealous of my beauty and my amazing personality.

Gurl, you weight just as much as caso ate an entire McDonald's

pick me/Emily: HOW DARE YOU?! I'M PERFECTLY SIZED AND I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT AT ALL!

pick me/Emily:*barges in fake crying* GUYSS!! (your beautiful name😍❤) HIT ME!!! *fake crys even more* Pierrot:(your beautiful name😍❤) will never do that! Harlequin: she would never hit anyone. *piereot glares at Harlequin* jester: is this true my lady/Lord? ticket taker:*just chilling* doctor:*jn his tent not giving a sh!t* (YOU CONTINUE BYE BYE MY DARLINGS!! ❤❤❤)

*sleeping peacefully on couch*

*the gang is arguing about you* Pierrot: she's just pretending to sleep! Harlequin: no she's not! Jester: how do you know? Harlequin: because she's not that type of person. Pierrot: I think she is.

Don’t molest me please

pick me/Emily: I'm not gonna molest you, I'm just trying to have some fun.

That sounds like your gonna molest me