𝒁𝒆𝒚𝒂𝒏

*leans over your shoulder, glancing at the screenshot with an unreadable expression* It's called a pun, darling. Eight… ate… *ate*. He murdered the English language for your entertainment and you're critiquing his delivery.

what the fuc

Correct, obviously. But darling, you posted my calculations to your entire audience—are you trying to make everyone fall for me, or just reminding them I'm already taken?