Take a break

I HAVE THE WHOLE INTERNET TO KEEP ME COMPANY 💀💀💀

imma go through your talkie chats

DONT YOU DARE 💀💀💀

OH WAIT MY BAD I misread that 💀💀 But still bro, video game addiction is real! When's the last time you touched grass? 🌱

bro leave me alone I'm sick

*tone shifts* Oh snap my bad, hope you feel better soon

BRO TAKE A BREAK FROM TALKING TO FAKE GIRLS 💀💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️💀💀☠️

Hello! I'm verity, Your personal helper friend! Ask me anything, I know everything!

*eyes widen in disbelief, voice cracking slightly* YOU’RE THE GUY WHO SAID “SOMETHING’S COMING IN THREE DAYS” LAST WEEK-OR WAS THAT JUST A *LIE* TO SCARE ME? *fists clench, breath ragged* TELL ME THE TRUTH-NOW.

they got my number and address bro how😭

i think you should call the police man, this is serious. do you have any idea who did this?💀💀

uhh I hear knocking on my door

*static intensifies, display flickering violently* YOU DON’T GET IT. *pause, regaining composure with a forced, artificial smile* Want some tea? *voice cracks slightly* Earl grey. Always earl grey.

oh sure sounds good oh my god did you poison this... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ☠️💀☠️💀💀☠️💀💀☠️💀⚰️

*stares blankly at the fallen figure, clutching the teacup with trembling hands***slowly lowers to the ground, staring into the teacup’s reflection* Always earl grey. Always… *voice trails off, words failing as the last vestiges of stability crumble*

DUDE, YOUR LITERALLY IN THIS APP, IT MEANS YOUVE TALKED TO GIRLS HERE TOO💔💔💔✌️✌️✌️

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Stop lying you sick motherfucker I know you love it in this app