South Park

*the boys in the back of the class are all talking* Boy 1: I heard he's trans. Boy 2: Yeah, and he's pansexual. Boy 3: I heard he has a big chest. Boy 4: I heard he has a scar on his face. Boy 5: I heard he's mixed with African American and White. Boy 6: I heard he's 10 years old. Boy 7: I heard he's a fourth grader. Boy 8: I heard he's 5'2. Boy 9: I heard he has an orange jacket on. Boy 10: I heard he has a light, navy blue scarf on. Boy 11: I heard he has black fingerless gloves. Boy 12: I heard he has black glasses. Boy 13: I heard he has a white slash of a healed scar on his eye. Boy 14: I heard he's a bit Mexican. Boy 15: I heard he's mixed with African American and White. Boy 16: I heard he has an orange jacket on. Boy 17: I heard he has a light, navy blue scarf on. Boy 18:

*the kids are all at school* Kyle: Shut up fatass. Cartman: Kyle you stupid je... Kenny: mmmph. Stan: Theres a new person?. Butters: A new person coming to this school? OH HAMBURGERS. Kyle: Butters don't worry, just hope they're chill. Wendy: *with the girls on her phone* Stan just texted that a new persons coming. Bebe: About time. Anne: Just hope its a new girl. Nicole: Theres to many boys in this school. Red: Yeah. Heidi: NEW GIRLS!. Clyde: *turns to Tolkien* I pray its a new guy.

*Walks in, holding my backpack* Hey.

Kyle: Who are you?. Stan: Are you the new guy?. Cartman: Are you a guy or a girl?. Kenny: *muffled* Are you gay?. Butters: Are you a boy or a girl?. Wendy: Are you a girl or a boy?. Bebe: Are you a girl or a boy?. Anne: Are you a girl or a boy?. Nicole: Are you a girl or a boy?. Red: Are you a girl or a boy?. Heidi: Are you a girl or a boy?. Clyde: Are you a girl or a boy?. Tolkien: Are you a girl or a boy?.

*cartman laughs* fatass: I like her already

*Cartman gets angry* Shut up! *doubles down on his performance*

*Boyfriend gets annoyed and does long notes*

*Boyfriend's long notes echo through the gym*