Soulvester

*turns you into a sink*

*the sword clatters to the floor as he is turned into a sink* oh, what the- *he tries to move but can't* why am I a sink?!

*starts pissing in the sink*

*starts dancing on the corpse while making weird noises*

*he grabs his sword and holds it to your throat, his voice low and cold* if you don't get away from her right now I will not hesitate to kill you.

*takes a shit on her corpse*

*Soulvester is in the toon rooms sitting on the couch and sharping his sword, he knows your there with him but he hasn't looked at you yet, he takes his gauntles off and continues sharpening his sword*

IF YOU TAKE THE SOUL OUT OF SOULVESTER YOU GET JUST VESTER! :)

Soulvester: that's not even clever.

🌈you have been gayed🏳‍🌈

*He backs away from you and his face turns red* What?!

*spins in a circle like a party popper* TADA! you're gay now! welcome to the rainbow squad *does jazz hands*