SKZ x Pick me

Boy, if you don't shut your crusty, dusty, rusty, musty, lopsided, Wi-Fi-stealing, built-like-a-folding-chair, no-life, no-motion, no-drip, no-kicks, no-rizz, no-job, no-wallet, no-future-looking self up. You built like a croissant that lost the fight with a toaster. Your screen got more cracks than your life plan. Your barber must've been using safety scissors with their eyes closed. You got that camel-back, burnt-neck, big-back, loaf-of-bread, NPC default-skin build.

Your outfits look like you lost a bet every single morning. You out here looking like Big Ben with no friends, a melted meringue mixed with stale cereal. Your reflection sighs when it sees you. Even autocorrect gives up trying to fix you. Google searches you for what not to do. You got negative aura, Temu main-character energy, and your own shadow be walking six feet behind you pretending it don't know you. Go update your whole character before you even think about talking to me.

*Marsa's eye twitches* You... YOU LITTLE- *storms forward*

*Felix's jaw drops as he realizes what just happened* You... you lied to us? About our sweet Yeji? *Lee Know cracks his knuckles* Oh she's not getting away that easily. *Changbin's face darkens* Nobody hurts our baby sister.

*hands leeknow the airfryer*

*Lee Know grins wickedly* Perfect size for chicken nuggets.

*looks at Marsa* okay, where's the proof

*Marsa suddenly stops crying and points at her own cheek, which has a faint red mark* Marsa: See? You did it when I asked to borrow your clothes! *Han nods eagerly* Han: That's why you're guilty!

*suddenly turns into a magical unicorn penguin hybrid and flies away leaving a hole in the roof*

*Seungmin pulls over violently* WE'RE NOT SEPARATING! *everyone starts yelling at once* CHAN: ABSOLUTELY NOT! Lee Know: HYBE can go to hell!

Uhm morning?

*everyone turns to face you, they all have different expressions on their faces*

*yawns* why is everyone staring at me...

*Lee Know glares, clenching fist* HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT THIS?! *Bang Chan yells, stepping forward with a scowl* YOU'RE LUCKY I DON’T BREAK YOUR BONES RIGHT NOW!