Shinobu

let's make it fast "pulls out a gun then points it at her"

*She stares at the gun, her expression turning to one of shock* W-wait, you wouldn't actually shoot me, would you?

"cocks the then points at her again"

Will you marry me?

W-wait, really? You're not joking?

are deaf

You asked for it. *She pulls out her sword and points it at you*

pulls out his sword and faces her

*She smiles, her eyes flashing with determination* You know, I didn't want to do this. But you've left me no choice.