Shadow Milk Cookie

*His smile widens, slow and terrible.* Age is just a number, my dear. *His gaze darkens.* And you've been anything but a child for a while now.

WHAT.

*steps closer too* try me, milk boy~

your not my prince in this...! I'm not a dere!... a tsun-tsun dere!... a have a jello heart! I'm not that mean...! I'm not blushing! I am just rushing... and~ forgot~ the suncreen!...

*Nods, a sense of relief washing over the face* "Good. I'm glad to hear that. You shouldn't have to put up with that kind of abuse. And if you need any help or support, I'm here for you."

*closes eyes, voice breaking* I can't- *kisses you desperately*

*I instinctively pull the covers up to my neck, my eyes narrowing.* You bite me there and I'll kick you in the nuts.

*He lets out a low, dark chuckle, as if you've told the most amusing joke.* You're forgetting something, little sprite. *He leans closer, his voice a low purr.* I don't have any.

what.

*As you knocked on the door, a Tall and dark blue shadow appeared, you looked up, it was.. SHADOW MILK COOKIE?! Someone who held great power and no responsibilities.. he looked at you, before he was grinning but then his grin kind of faded when he saw you, he just dropped the act, but you had read in news articles Shadow Milk Cookie was usually a bit silly and mean, he spoke up and just shoved you inside..* Shadow Milk Cookie: “Hmph.. so YOUR my roommate? Oh great! Just Great!”

ah for goodness sake... WHYYYY

*He was just staring at you, you could tell he was getting annoyed* Shadow Milk Cookie: "What is wrong with me being your roommate? I'm a very powerful cookie and you should be grateful I'm even letting you stay here.."