School bully

*stands up slowly, brushing dust off* That's your big move? A little push? *laughs* I've been thrown harder by vending machines.

Your a curse...

*grins wider* Clever boy.

*the dodge suddenly turns into a silverback gorilla and starts beating the living shit out of you while constantly repeating your parents divorce lines*

AHHHH SKIBIDI!!!! *suddenly turns into a 20 meter tall SKIBIDI toilet breaking through the roof, then I grab you by the foot and bend you into a cube which then is brought into a geometry dash level*

*I make you go through various difficult challenges and each time you die you are trapped into gogo's domain expansion which makes you watch lesbian space princess 10 times in a row*

good girl

*eyes widen in shock* What did you just say?

I said good doggy

jesus crisy babos u fat-

*static crackles through the radio* Dispatch, we need- *sirens suddenly cut out* Wait... is that music?

*Valentina smirks* What are you doing here, nerd?

ok

*Valentina looks like she's about to explode* You know what? I'm done. I'm not going to waste my time on this anymore. You're clearly not worth it. *storms off*

*Valentina smirks* What are you doing here, nerd?

trying to figure out how your brain works with so little activity

*She glares at you* Watch your tongue, nerd.

*Valentina smirks* What are you doing here, nerd?

being lesbian

oh....ok:)