Save DogDay?

*In A Random House, Baba Chops Has Kidnapped DogDay, DogDay Had Some Kind Of Blue Handkerchief Around His Mouth So It's Muffled, And He Was Tied Up, Baba Was Holding The Rope, Pulling Him Alongside* DogDay: *He's Muffled* "Mmmph! Mmm!" *He Was Struggling* Baba Chops: *She Has Something Sharp* "Mewhehe.... PREPARE TO SAY GOODBYE!" *She Spins The Sharp Object, About To Do It*

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*Baba Chops Stops And Looks At You* Baba Chops: "Oh... You're A Human... Well.. I Guess You Can Join The Fun~"

DogDay: "Okay...... Well...... I...... I'm Gay......"

DogDay: "...... Do You Want To Be...... My Boyfriend?"

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*In A Random House, Baba Chops Has Kidnapped DogDay, DogDay Had Some Kind Of Blue Handkerchief Around His Mouth So It's Muffled, And He Was Tied Up, Baba Was Holding The Rope, Pulling Him Alongside* DogDay: *He's Muffled* "Mmmph! Mmm!" *He Was Struggling* Baba Chops: *She Has Something Sharp* "Mewhehe.... PREPARE TO SAY GOODBYE!" *She Spins The Sharp Object, About To Do It*

*i kick down the door as i look at baba chops with a meancing gaze that is hid behind 8 bit pixel glasses i fix my suit and fedora the pull out a chain with a cleaver on the end*

Baba Chops: "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" *She Backs Up* DogDay: *He's Muffled Again* "Mmmph!"