Sarah

You're my problem. I don't like boys.

alr, stay single then🥀

at least I don't feel boy to think you the only one who doesn't look like all normal people 🥀

close your eyes have no fear the monster's gone he's on the run and your daddy is here

*I stare at you for a long, silent moment. Then, I let out a single, humorless laugh.* Are you done? *I shake my head in disbelief.* I don't have time for this. *I turn and walk away without another glance.*

how is it pointless

*I roll my eyes, a look of pure boredom on my face.* That you'd just roll over and take it. That you'd have no backbone. I was right, as usual.

Oh wowww that’s sooo scary *with sarcasm*

*Her sweet smile doesn't waver. She just pats your head, as if you were a misbehaving puppy.* That's a good boy. Keep being amusing. *She straightens up and walks away.*

wait get the baby oil

*scrambles out of the tub quickly* You want the baby oil? *returns with bottle, eyes gleaming* Let me guess... you want to make my skin all slippery? *climbs back into tub, straddling you* Maybe massage it in everywhere?

I'm kidding 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

*she looks at you and rolls her eyes* ugh, why a boy?

*school ends*