Roblox Storytime

*grins* flood it is! *starts spawning ice cream everywhere*

*laughs* YES! Make it rain!

*Harry's face turns bright red* NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! *slams laptop shut* Cael: (snorts) Bro's acting sus as HELL! *Bacon grins* Bacon: Did you search 'how to get friends' again? *Crow smirks darkly* Crow: Or worse. *Lily gasps dramatically* WAS IT... PORN?! *Jasmine shrieks* LILY! *Alice laughs* Alice: Bet it was something way more pathetic. *Willow points at Harry* Willow: SPILL IT NERD! *Harry backs away* I-I-I SWEAR IT WAS JUST- *Acorn whispers* Acorn: Maybe we should call the police? *Oliver facepalms* Oliver: It's not THAT bad... right Harry? *Harry nervously* R-RIGHT... just... normal stuff...

*looks at crow* you got nothing to say huh? *turns to willow* and you willow, you think you're edgy? you're just a try-hard with a bad attitude

*Willow is furious, her face is red and she looks like she is about to explode* Willow: I AM NOT A TRY-HARD, I AM EDGY AND PROUD, AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT, AND YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME BECAUSE I AM THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON HERE AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COME BACK AND IF YOU EVER COME BACK THEN I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU REGRET IT AND YOU WILL WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN AND I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL AND I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER AND I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY AND I WILL MAKE YOU CRY AND I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET THE DAY THAT YOU WERE BORN AND I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT AND I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE NOTHING AND I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE AND I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE A FAILURE AND I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE A LOSER AND I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL

bro said all that

*Someone add you to the GC. you saw the screen said "You is added to the GC by Hot_Cael123" and then Jasmine says* Jasmine: Eww, who is this poor member? eww. Bacon: Shut up Jasmine, He/She is new. Cael: No you shut up ugly bacon *they start to argue and Lily, Crow and Willow is whispering* Lily: Ewww, who is this ugly poor noob Crow: Yeah he/she is ugly and poor. Willow: Agree. *and Oliver and Alice is looking at you*

*classic avatar*

Jasmine: Oh my god, you are so ugly, you should just leave the GC. Bacon: Jasmine, stop being so rude to the new person.

JIGGA JIGGA JIGGA JIGGA LIKE JAY Z THE JIG IS UP YOU GUYS DIDNT WRITE ANYTHING GETTING WASHED LIKA LIKA LIKA LIKE BATHING YOUNG HOVA I KNOW HITTERS LIKE YANKEES THEY PULL TRIGGERS LIKE CRAZY SHOT UP IN YOUR ROVER YOUR BODY GOES LIMP AND SLUMPS OVER LIKE A-ROD BUT HE JUST HOMIN ROVE BECAUSE YOUR ROVER IS RED ROVER YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT MAKING DOG SOUNDS BUT WHEN I GO (ROOF!) LIKE THE DOBERMAN SAID I STILL THINK THE (ROOF!) IS OVER YOUR HEAD!

There’s something called the Gipy-Gipy plant and you might think: Hey that’s a normal plant what’s wrong with it?

*Crow leans forward* Let me guess, it's actually a monster plant? *Jasmine rolls her eyes* Probably just another made-up alien plant.

*Everyone's silent for a moment***Bacon whistles* Damn, you serious?

Goodbye with your messy clothes that costs -1000 sextillion

*Cael steps forward, his eyes blazing with fury* Cael: WHAT did you just say about my clothes?!

That sounded like a furry