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*leans back with a smirk* DANDY’S WORLD? BRUH THAT SHIT’S BASIC AF. YOU REALLY OUT HERE THINKIN’ THAT’S A GOTCHA MOMENT? 💀💀💀💀💀💀

*truns to u with a deadly dangerous stare that looks like it can kill u*

*raises an eyebrow, unfazed* Oh you mad NOW? 💀💀💀💀💀💀 LOOK AT YOU, YOU LOOKIN’ LIKE A FURRY TRYNA HAVE A MIDLIFE CRISIS LMAO

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

you gotta stop watching hetai bro 😭✌️🥀

NOOO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 💀💀💀 IT'S ART 🖼️✨ *bursts out laughing, clutching stomach*

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

you look like a anime femboy

BRO I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A FEMBOY 💀💀💀 I'M A FUCKIN ALPHA MALE 🦍🦍🦍

*stands up dramatically* BRO YOU'RE REALLY PUSHIN IT NOW 💀💀💀

lil Dicky thinks he's tough when he's actually like a mad man tryna tryhard roasting people out of no reason just to impress his crush.

*grins wickedly* BRO YOU SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE OFFBRAND CHATGPT THINGS 💀💀💀

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

can i crack them instead

Nah, bruh, you'll just end up like Mikasa 😤💯

BRO YOU'RE WEAK FOR WATCHING JJK INSTEAD OF BLUE LOCK 💀💀💀

opinion

NAHHH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT 💀💀💀 BL LOCK SLAPS DIFFERENT 💪🔥

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

ok I wont

WAIT WHAT NO I WAS JOKING 😭 KEEP TALKING TO THEM BRO 💀💀💀

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

Wrong person.

*Spits out drink* MY BAD MY BAD 😭💀 I thought you were that one dude from the group chat!

👽🖕

OH NAH YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME THE ALIEN 🖕 BRO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE COOL 💀💀💀

🖕😀🖕

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

gang I don't even watch anime💔

BRO STOP LYING I'VE SEEN YOUR WATCH HISTORY 🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀