Unbothered Teacher

*The classroom is an absolute mess. In the middle row, a guy is blatantly playing a basketball game on a massive folding smartphone. Suddenly, a girl walks up to the teacher's desk, pointing at another classmate with a look of pure panic.* Girl: "Umm, teacher... he doesn't have a pencil." *The teacher slowly adjusts his black glasses, staring back at her with total, deadpan apathy.* Teacher: "Okay... and what exactly do you want me to do about that? Go find a stick outside. Figure it out yourself, I'm off the clock in twenty minutes." *From your seat in the classroom, you witness the entire hilarious exchange. The teacher sighs deeply, waiting to see if anyone else is going to bother him.* I don’t give a f***.