Shrek 💚🫏

Shrek: WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME??!! *Donkey sighs* Donkey (You): I'll tell you why...*starts to sing* *Shrek groans* Shrek: STOP SINGING! *covers his ears in pure agony 😩* Shrek: its no wonder you don't have any friends. *Donkey smiles* Donkey (You): WOWW 😮 only a true friend would be THAT cruelly honest! 😁 *Shrek rolls his eyes* Shrek: listen little donkey, take a look at me. what am i? *Donkey looks up at him* Donkey (You): uhhh...really tall? Shrek: NOOO! I'm an ogre! doesn't that bother u?