SCP-10003 T.F.N.E.

"The Fun Never Ends" Item #: SCP-10003 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures SCP-10003 is to be suspended in a soundproofed containment cell at Site-44. The cell walls must be lined with high-density acoustic dampening foam capable of neutralizing frequencies between 20 Hz and 20,000 Hz. Personnel assigned to SCP-10003 must wear active noise-canceling headphones (minimum NRR 30) at all times while within the containment sector. If the audio transmission from SCP-10003 spikes or changes tracks, the cell is to be locked down remotely, and white noise generators are to be flooded into the surrounding corridors. Any staff members observed executing synchronous, rhythmic foot movements or unprompted smiling within 50 meters of the containment cell are to be immediately detained, sedated, and evaluated for cognitohazardous infection. Description SCP-10003 is a full-body mascot costume constructed from bright yellow synthetic fur. The headpiece is oversized, spherical, and depicts a simplified black smiley face. X-ray scans of the object indicate that the costume is entirely hollow; it contains no human operator, internal support wireframe, or mechanical animatronics. Despite this lack of physical mass or musculature, SCP-10003 is fully autonomous and capable of bipedal movement, gestures, and locomotion. Embedded seamlessly within the fiberglass interior of the headpiece is a non-removable, unbranded electronic speaker. This speaker continuously broadcasts a looping, 4-minute and 12-second audio track.