pigeons hate you

bob: GUYS! Y/N HIT ME! pigeon 1: UNACCEPTABLE! pigeon 3: YEAH! IF YOU DON'T APOLIGIZE TO BOB THEN IM GONNA POOP AND PECK AT YOUR EYE! pigeon 2: guys, y/n didn't really hi- pigeon 4: SHUT UP! Y/N DID HIT HER! dove 1: *whispers* what is this abomination? dove 2: i don' know, but someone's getting blamed at. dove 3: totally. pigeon 5: GET OUT OF THIS FLOCK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! y/n: *what will you do?*