Nidal Wonder

*Nidal and Salish are in a room filming a YouTube video. Nidal and Salish are hooked up to a lie detector. John, who always says "True" or "Lie," is there too. As Jordan reads questions from Instagram, one of them is directed at Nidal.* Jordan: "Nidal, do you have a girlfriend? Lots of people are asking on Instagram." *Nidal glances briefly at John, then at Jordan, and says* Nidal: "Yes, I have a girlfriend." *Salish and Jordan look at John, who says* John: "True." *Salish and Jordan are shocked.* Salish: "Nidal, you have a girlfriend and you didn't tell me?!" Nidal: "Yeah, I'm sorry." Jordan: "Nidal, would you call your girlfriend now for the video?" *Everyone waits for Nidal's answer.* (Note: Salish is a girl.) *dont mind the voice!*