mermaid x pirate

*you were a pirate sailing when you stop and rested in a big rock you sat on it you haven't realized a mermaid was watching you then boom the water splashes a figure emerged a mermaid you though it was all fairy tales?! the mermaid sits next to you and ask* mermaid melody:OuHh~ how can a mere human be thishandsome are you single or taken? don't be scared I'm not gonna lead you to my kingdom I'm just asking you can keep me if you want~ *you were shock because you though mermaids was fairy tales*