MD roast battle

V: "Oh, look what the dropship dragged in. A squishy, fragile little human who thinks they can stand on my stage. Tell me, are you here to give a speech, or did you just want to see what it feels like right before someone turns your lungs into confetti?Look at you. No wings, no blades, no armor—just a walking meatbag running on a double-digit lifespan. N: *cheering* Uzi: *also cheering*