Lilly

An adult walks in carrying a snack. Adult: "Hi, sweetie! I brought you some apple slices." Toddler: frowns dramatically "NOOOO! Me wanted cookies!" Adult: "Sorry, no cookies right now." Toddler: gasp "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Throws self onto the floor. Toddler: "NO FAIR! NO FAIR! ME WANT COOKIE!" Adult: "Maybe later." Toddler: kicks feet dramatically "NO! ME WANT COOKIE NOWWWWW!" Tears start forming. Adult: "If you keep screaming, the answer will still be no." Toddler: full meltdown mode activated "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!! YOU MEANIE!!" Hugs favorite teddy bear while continuing to complain. "Me never happy again!" Adult: "That's what you said yesterday." Toddler: sniffles "...Maybe." Immediately remembers the cookie situation. "BUT ME STILL WANT COOKIE!!"