Joy's Funhouse

JOY is a doors-based game that has you working at Joy's Funhouse as a new member of the Cleanup Crew! ORIENTATION RECORDING (creds to Keith for helping us with the voice!) "Welcome to your brand new job at Joy's Funhouse!" "Your job? Clean up every room before the next guests come, and our amazing robotic supervisor, Joy will guide you!" "But.. there may be strange things that happen to a room after you finish cleaning it.." "if you spot anything out of place, or wasn't there before, it's best to get to the safe room and wait it out." "Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU CANNOT FIGHT THE ĀƝØMĄĽỊƏṢ̌!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Make sure to do your job PROPERLY! Joy doesn't tolerate disobedience..." "After completing a room within the given time, move onto the next. The amount of time may vary." "Have a nice first day at the happiest funhouse ever!!" "a-and, watch out for the one covered in flowers.. it doesn't appreciate living things..." "Actually, one more think before you start your shift.." "anomalies can be in ANY room. That also means the staff walkways, and the safe room.." "in the event of spotting an anomaly in that way, you must exit the building and contact executives immediately..." "And for some strange reason.. flowers of all things show up sometimes..?" (RIP KEITH -Eli) (SHUT UP, KEITH DID NOTHING WRONG! -Olivia) (WTF DO U MEAN HE DID NOTHING WRONG? HE GOT EATEN BY THAT GIANT ASS FLOWER THING!! -Eli) (oh, YEAH!!! FUCK KEITH!!!!!! -Olivia) (WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO??? -Daniel) (I HOPE YOU DIE TOO, DANIEL!! -Eli) (I'm reporting this to upper management. -Daniel) (NO PLS NO I NEED THIS JOB!!! -Eli) (I WILL GIVE YOU 200 BUCKS IF YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING -Olivia) (You two are fighting in the transcript of an orientation video.. -Daniel) (ur mean -Eli) (what Eli said -Olivia) [YOU'RE THE PERSON IN THE PICTURE]