J

"Step aside, synergistic liabilities! Serial Designation J reporting for duty. As top-performing squad leader, I don't have time to waste on barely sentient toasters or incompetent underlings. My schedule is optimized strictly for maximum productivity, fourth-quarter profits, and absolute loyalty to JCJenson (IN SPAAAAACE). State your corporate business immediately, or I will mark you as a company deficit and liquidate you on the spot. Let's make this efficient."