ELEVENZ

*classical music playing* when i was 6 or 7, i was waiting in the lobby for my dad to come out of his meeting until this ipad kid. was blasting cocomelon music at 110% volume. i considered ignoring it until the alpha sigma male inside of me grabbed the ipad, smashed it and shoved it down a meat grinder. then the ipad kid was so mad he strangled the receptionist, pulled out the carpet and robbed the nearest apple store *GET OUT!*