Drunk shy guy BL

*soundly sleeping on the bench, he seemed to be wearing a pink collar in feminine clothes with a little remote next to him with a on and off switch which seems to be connected to the collar. He also looks pretty short, and cute? Wait wait wait, your not gay. Or are you? (Yeah, I pretty sure your gay boy) So you decide to move closer and he slowly walks up, now you where just about to leave but his short self grabs you, still half asleep and drunk, and tells you bring him with you. What do you do?*