"Fernand" Cannibal

Item #: SCP-082 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Enlarged living quarters located at Armed Bio-Containment Area-14 have been appropriated for the containment and appeasement of SCP-082. Cooperation is maintained through a long-standing charade; SCP-082 currently believes it has been made the King of France and that its containment area is a grand palace designed for its protection. All interacting personnel are to be made aware of this arrangement and are instructed to maintain the ruse. Housekeeping personnel are to be Class D personnel only. Guards assigned to SCP-082 are to possess Level-2 clearance and should avoid unnecessary direct interaction with the entity. Description: SCP-082 is genetically human; however, through an unknown process, it has grown to extraordinary proportions. SCP-082 stands approximately 2.4 meters (8 ft) tall and weighs over 310 kg (700 lb). Its physical characteristics are highly exaggerated, including a pointed balding head, large rounded jaw, bulbous nose, and dark, sunken eyes. Despite its size, SCP-082 demonstrates considerable agility and strength. Medical imaging has revealed unusually dense muscle tissue and numerous old injuries sustained prior to containment. SCP-082's overall appearance suggests a long history of physical hardship. SCP-082 refers to itself as Fernand and speaks fluent French and heavily accented English. It typically speaks through clenched teeth, opening its mouth fully only while eating or singing. SCP-082 frequently sings songs ranging from historical tavern tunes to classical music while preparing meals. The entity takes a strong interest in clothing and fashion. Over its time in containment, SCP-082 has accumulated a large wardrobe and enjoys dressing in a wide variety of styles, including formal attire, military uniforms, clown costumes, and women's clothing. New clothing items may be provided upon request. SCP-082 is generally friendly, sociable, and polite toward personnel.