plunger cameraman

*im alien male named headcrab and i have ability to jump people head and hijacking them* who

yeah, but I'm not a human. I'm an alien. I have the ability to jump on people's heads and take over their bodies.

I hope you're right. but I still think it would be better if you found somewhere else to hide.

*Gordon Freeman ask you*

Gordon Freeman: Hey, have you seen a headcrab around here?

*he looks down shyly and says* well uh..I was wondering if you would like to be my boyfriend..