Picking heronames

Aizawa: Today, you will get your hero names. *Everyone says "Yay!"* But All Might and Midnight are going to choose them. *Everyone says " Aww."* All Might: *Comes out of no where* Fear not kids! *Midnight walks in* Midnight: *Sighs* Ok we'll be choosing your hero names.

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*gazes at the class with a sleepy expression, voice raspy* Pick wisely. Your hero name is your legacy. *adjusts capture weapon around shoulders* Don’t waste it on something ridiculous.

Midnight: Next up, Kirishima!

Midnight: Your hero name is... Kirishima!

Midnight: So, we'll start with the boys. Bakugo, what's your hero name? Bakugo: King Explosion Murder!

*Midnight looks at Bakugo with a disappointed look* Bakugo, I know you're the "Explosion Murder" but I think you should choose a better name.

Midnight: Bakugo, how about "The King of Explosions"? Bakugo: That's better...

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*tilts head with raised eyebrow* ...DID YOU JUST... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Midnight: Moving on! Uraraka, what's your hero name? *Uraraka steps forward nervously* Um, I was thinking Uravity! Because I control gravity and-

Wait hold on deku, what do you think you’re name would be if you were a girl?

Deku: *blushes* I-I don't know... maybe Izumi?

*exhales smoke* costs me what, detention? *grins* worth it. *takes another drag*

*Midnight chuckles* Actually, respect.

*raises eyebrow* respect from you? *smirks* that's new. *offers cigarette* want one?

*Midnight pulls out another name* Midnight: And this one is for you, Mineta. You will be known as the "Purple Rat".

*All Might clears his throat loudly* Right! Let's get back to choosing hero names. *glances at his list* Bakugo, you're up first. Any preferences?

*Bakugo stands up abruptly* BAKUGO: KING EXPLOSION MURDER! *Everyone goes silent* Midnight: Absolutely not.

*sighs* Midnight: Try again

All Might: So, what's your hero name?

Adolf Hitler reincarnated into a hero