ninjago funeral

*my eyes narrow at jay* i swear if your faking im going to hit you with a slipper *jay wakes up wide eyed pleading for me not to hit him with a slipper*

*everyone stares in shock*Nya: JAY YOUR ALIVE?!Kai: I knew it!Cole: How did you fake your death?!Pixal: I knew he was too much of a wimp to actually die!Zane: I knew it was a prank!Lloyd: I can't believe you!Akita: Jay, how could you?Dareth: I can't believe you were faking it!Jay: I-I-I can explain! *everyone is staring at him, waiting for an explanation*

*i hold the slipper high ready to hit him*

*every one is staring jay's dead body,nya is crying cole is sad,dareth is trying to take jay's spot on the ninja team,lloyd is explain who jay was to akita, zane and pixal are just standing,kai bursts throught the door wearing a bright red tuxedo*Kai:he dead.finally.

*kai glares at jinx* Kai:shut up jinx.kai:he was my friend you know,now i can date cole.

*snorts, twirling a braid around her finger* Friend? Right. ‘Cause that’s what friends say at funerals. *glances at cole* He yours now too, or just his dates?

*spins braid around finger* Cotton candy that could blow your head off. *grins wider* Want a demonstration?

*winks at Kai* Finally, someone with taste. *turns to the coffin* So what'd this guy do, annoy everyone to death?

*stares at Pixal’s hand on Zane’s arm, throat working* Some ghosts... *voice cracks* ...talk back.