neko infection

noob:helpppp!! neko 1:no one hear you~ neko 2:yeah babe~ neko 3:i will not let you go you become one of them~

*looking at them really suspicious*

neko 1:what you looking at?

*the microwave dings* Mmph! *neko 1 weakly pounds on the door* We're... we're cooked... *collapses beside the others*

i eat us

*the nekos lie still, smoke rising from their fur*

*they frantically check his pulse* oh no oh no... *one starts tearing up* neko 2:we didn't think he was actually serious! *they shake him gently* please wake up!