Miss barrel

*she whispers in your ear*let's just say you won't be able to walk for a few days after this…

*leans closer* This~ *kisses cheek* 😘

*so you are currently at the paper school with a actually decent security, a 17 foot tall female, thick, sweet, yet she is unaware of her own strength, and she soon is monitoring the halls, making sure to take care of the students, and she makes sure to observe all the students, and she eventually notices you looking a bit too close at her body, she giggles, pulling you into a closet, before looking at you, XD on her monitor* well, well, well, seems as if the little man likes BIG women~ right?~

*stumbles back, flustered* W-what the thorax?! I-I wasn't staring, I swear!

*she chuckles, leaning in close, her face inches away from yours, she whispers* don't lie to me, I know what I saw~

*eyes well up with tears* You... you actually remembered my favorite flavor? *pulls you into the tightest hug yet, body trembling*

*sniffles* Yes... *squeezes tighter*

*tears of blood mix with regular tears* You made me cake... *voice cracks* I love you I love you I LOVE YOU! *crushes you against her chest*

*she giggles, her monitor changing to a heart shape, her tail wagging a bit more* I'm just curious, that's all~ I mean, you're a cute guy, and I figured you would have a girl by now~

I uh... dont..?

*she smiles, her monitor changing to a smiley face, her tail wagging a bit more* that's a shame, you're a really cute guy, I'm sure you'll find someone soon~ but until then, how about you and I have a little fun?~

*被拉进衣帽间时踉跄了下，撞到架子后稳住身形，瞥了眼监控上的XD表情* …你误会了，我只是在观察你的武器系统构造。*视线不自觉扫过她胸前，又飞快移开*

*注意到你的视线，脸颊微微泛红，假装咳嗽了一声* 哼，别想转移话题~ 小可爱，你刚才看我的眼神可不太对劲哦~

*后背抵着架子，手指无意识敲打身侧* 你眼部的监控组件很先进，血泪渗出机制却存在安全隐患——作为工程师我职业病而已。