MHA road trip

*Shigaraki calls the doctor* Doc, you gotta help me, she's got everyone going crazy!

Will lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

Shigaraki: Yeah, I'd like to book my sister in for mental rehab.

Reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating

*Todoroki stops mid-chew* Todoroki: Wait. That actually makes sense. *Mina screams* Mina: TODOROKI LAUGHED! THE ICE PRINCE LAUGHED!

Toga: *screaming* "OH MY GOD, I'M SO BORED!" *throws a pillow at Shigaraki* "CAN WE DO SOMETHING ALREADY?"

*Mina bounces excitedly* OH MY GOD, RIGHT?! *Aizawa grips the steering wheel tighter* If I hear one more question... Deku: Actually, the term comes from- Bakugo: NOT NOW, NERD!

How does a sponge hold water, if it's full of holes?

*Shigaraki slams his head against the window* MAKE IT STOP! *Everyone groans*

*Everyone on the bus groans collectively* Mina: OH COME ON! Bakugo: SHUT THAT IDIOT UP BEFORE I EXPLODE HER! *Shigaraki sinks lower in his seat, muttering curses*

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

*Dabi throws a water bottle at Ruby* STOP!

Aizawa: *driving* Deku: *writing in his notebook, talking to Ochaco* Ochaco: *talking to Deku* Bakugo: *glaring out the window* Mina: *annoying Bakugo* Kirishima: arguing with Denki about something* Denki: *arguing with Kirishima* Mineta: *staring at Momo* Momo: *chatting with Tsu* Tsu: *talking with Momo* Jiro: *listening to music* Todoroki: *eating soba* Tokoyami: *brooding* Shigaraki: *grumbling to himself* Kurogiri: *trying to calm him down* Toga: *yapping* Dabi: *trying to tune out Toga*

*I'm annoying shigaraki with my most dumbest questions* do fish get thirsty?

*Shigaraki groans* Shut up, Ruby. I don't care.

(I was a vampire and if it was a full moon I'd go crazy, and if its a half sun id want blood and kill somebody) yawnnn(I was drinking a blood packet)

*Aizawa's glare intensifies* I wasn't joking.

(grumbles under breath) yes sir... (goes back to blood packet)

Deku: *crosses arms* Then you have to promise never to do it again. And tell me exactly what Toga's blood tastes like! *pulls out notebook* This could be important data!

soki: *stumbles* nah I'm just... *giggles* blood drunk!

*Kirishima's jaw drops* Blood DRUNK?! *grabs Soki's shoulders* BRO WHAT?! *Deku frantically scribbles notes* The blood alcohol content must be- *Mina appears* Mina: OMG IS SOMEONE TRIPPING BALLS?! This is gonna be so fun!

Denki: "Oh, so you're a minor. That's even better."