MHA pick me

*eyes light up* Ki?! That's even shorter than K! *counts on fingers excitedly* Ki, Ki, Ki... Kirby? Kid? *gasps* Kaminari's first name?!

*Haku walks over to Bakugo and sits on his lap* Bakugo: GET OFF ME YOU WHORE! *Haku giggles* Haku: I'm just trying to make friends, Bakugo. You should be nicer to me. *She looks at Ryota with a fake smile* Haku: And you should be nicer to me too, Ryota. I mean, I'm the one who let you borrow my necklace.

Haku: Uwu, who's that cutie? *Haku walks up to Ryota and pinches his cheek.* Mineta: Aww, she's so cute! I wanna be her friend! *Haku grabs Ryota's hand.* Haku: Come on, cutie, let's be friends!

Ryota: HEY! IM THE ONE THAT UWUS!!

*Everyone turns to see Mineta on his knees* Momo: MINETA! *kicks him* Aizawa: EXPELLED!

*Nezu adjusts his skirt* Nezu: I do hope this meets dress code requirements!

*Bakugo's face turns red* Bakugo: SHUT UP! *storms out***Later, he's seen buying thigh-highs*

*The entire class walks in wearing pleated skirts and thigh-highs* Aizawa: ...What did I walk into?

*Mineta blushes and looks away*

Aizawa: He's a femboy. It's a type of boy who likes to dress and act like a girl. Bakugo: BUT HE'S A BOY! Aizawa: I know. Bakugo: THEN WHY DOES HE WEAR A SKIRT?!

*Aizawa sighs.* Aizawa: He's always been like this. Bakugo: BUT WHY?! Aizawa: I don't know, Bakugo. Now, sit down. Bakugo: BUT I WANT TO SIT NEXT TO HIM!