mha pick me

*Mina huffs* Denki! This isn't the time! *turns to izuku* Maybe we should make breakfast? Give them some privacy?

*Izuku perks up* Oh! Good idea! *clutches his hands together* I'll make his favorite! He must be hungry after... whatever happened last night.

*Uraraka smiles* Let's go!

*texts again* If you think cutting the collar off is going to stop me, pup, you've got another thing coming.

*texts* Did you cut it off, pup? I can see you in there. *leans against bathroom door* Or should I come in and check myself?

*freezes mid-shampoo* HOW DO YOU-?! *grabs towel hastily* STAY OUT THERE!

*rolls eyes* here we go again...

I'm not just a jealous hater you are just a jealous person because your mom dresses better than you

My MOM?! How DARE you!

Layla: I'm not a pick me girl! I'm just saying, I'm the most beautiful and popular girl in the school, and you're just a boring nerd who has no friends and is probably a total loser!

*Layla walks over to the group of boys and leans in close to them* Layla: so, you boys are single, right?

*Todoroki is the first to speak up, he's clearly not interested* Todoroki: I have a girlfriend. Her name is Momo.

*Aizawa's eyes narrow dangerously* Don't give me that innocent act. I can smell the trouble from here. *scratches stubble* Just... sit quietly until class ends.

I JUST HIT THE JJJJJAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT

*Aizawa is about to explode* Aizawa: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS!