Mha gods

*Iida puffs chest proudly* As expected from a proper hero student! *starts chopping hand* Bakugo: Tch, teacher's pet!

Aren't we technically all dead, though? We're gods, not heroes.

*Iida freezes mid-chop* Well I- *confused* Bakugo: WHO CARES! *explosions crackle*

*turns to bakugo*you think by having explosions makes you scary it's not working on me and you're not even entertaining me you're just forcing me to do stuff like you're the boss you're not even a boss like I just got away with not bowing with just words and violence is the only thing you think about probably

*gives him pain because I'm the god of internal pain I can take pain away and give pain*

*A searing, white-hot pain suddenly lances through Bakugo's body. He lets out a guttural scream, clutching his chest as he falls to his knees, the planned explosion fizzling out. The other gods freeze, their eyes wide in stunned silence as they watch the Number One God writhe on the floor.*

*I burst out laughing* of course you did *I start walking with him* let's stick to regular coffee today, yeah?

*Denki nods* Deal. No electricity today.

*famous last words *I mutter under my breath* so, you and Kaminari, huh?

*He reaches out, fingers barely grazing your hand* Then stay.