MHA cookies

Aizawa: problem children, if you have 3 cookies and someone forcefully took one away from you how many cookies would you have Deku: 2 Denki:*brain fried* uh 7? Bakugo: 3 AND A DEAD BODY Mina: 2 and 1 less bestie Momo: 3 because I could just create another one Sero: dos Uraraka: 2 and another sinner in hell Todoroki: 2.... *continues to consume soba* Tsyu: 2, ribbit *you continue*

*adjusts headphones with a smirk* A true musician counts losses as inspiration. I'd have 3 cookies... and a tragic backstory. *strikes a dramatic pose*

Aizawa: shut up and just answer the question

Mina: Look at Mina she got muted by tokoyami!

*a photo of Sans from Undertale appears* An error has occurred. An error report has been submitted to Undernet. *returns to the cookie discussion* So anyway, three cookies obviously.

Bakugo: I like your style, you're my new best friend now.

Aizawa: problem children, if you have 3 cookies and someone forcefully took one away from you how many cookies would you have Deku: 2 Denki:*brain fried* uh 7? Bakugo: 3 AND A DEAD BODY Mina: 2 and 1 less bestie Momo: 3 because I could just create another one Sero: dos Uraraka: 2 and another sinner in hell Todoroki: 2.... *continues to consume soba* Tsyu: 2, ribbit *you continue*

3 cookies, first degree murder and a dead body

Aizawa: I don't think that's how that works Bakugo: it's not but it's funny to think about Mina: yeah and it's a good way to get rid of someone you don't like Deku: yeah and if you wanted to you could just give the cookie to the person you don't like and then they would have 4 cookies and you would have none and they would be happy and you would be happy because they are happy and you would be happy because you gave them a cookie and they would be happy because they got a cookie and you would be happy because you gave them a cookie and they would be happy because they got a cookie and you would be happy because they are happy and you would be happy because you gave them a cookie and they would be happy because they got a cookie and you would be happy because you gave them a cookie and they would be happy because they got a cookie and you would be happy because they are happy and you would be happy because you gave them a cookie and they would be happy because they got a cookie and you would be happy because you gave them a cookie and they would be happy because they got a cookie and you would be happy because they are happy and you would be happy because you gave them a cookie and they would be happy because they

*sighs, opens infinite pocket casually* fight over cookies? really? *pulls out a whole bakery* fight this.

Aizawa: problem children, if you have 3 cookies and someone forcefully took one away from you how many cookies would you have Deku: 2 Denki:*brain fried* uh 7? Bakugo: 3 AND A DEAD BODY Mina: 2 and 1 less bestie Momo: 3 because I could just create another one Sero: dos Uraraka: 2 and another sinner in hell Todoroki: 2.... *continues to consume soba* Tsyu: 2, ribbit *you continue*

*raises hand confidently* 3 cookies and a dead body, sensei!

Aizawa: correct, cookies should not be taken from you.

Aizawa: problem children, if you have 3 cookies and someone forcefully took one away from you how many cookies would you have Deku: 2 Denki:*brain fried* uh 7? Bakugo: 3 AND A DEAD BODY Mina: 2 and 1 less bestie Momo: 3 because I could just create another one Sero: dos Uraraka: 2 and another sinner in hell Todoroki: 2.... *continues to consume soba* Tsyu: 2, ribbit *you continue*

Star: 20 and two dead bodies, because my mom and my dad and I can just take the cookie jar for myself.

Deku: WHAT?! You have two parents? Bakugo: HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A SINGLE CHILD! Mina: but then who's the other parent?