MHA call

*groans and sits up* what is it this time, Yamada?

*Present mic grins* I have a question..

No no no, this is a serious question! *Present mic clears his throat and sits up straight* Who do you think is the most attractive hero?

*Everyone's screens suddenly show static* Uh guys? *Hawks' voice cracks* My feed's getting weird- *A sharp laugh echoes through the call* Did you really think it was just you seven? *Midnight screams* IT'S A PARTY CRASHER!

*grips knife tighter* who the hell are you?! *backs against wall*

*Present mic rushes forward* Rose behind me! *Aizawa's eyes narrow* Multiple presences. *Mirko cracks knuckles* Finally, some action!

*grins and adds more spice* smoke alarm? that's rookie numbers *stirs vigorously* we're going for life changing here

*Present mic cheers* That's the spirit! *Midnight giggles* Midnight: My kind of chef. *Mirko smirks* Mirko: Record it if you die. *Aizawa mutters* I regret everything.

*coughs from the spice cloud* if I die... *laughs* send my students my lesson plans *waves hand* they'll need them

*yawns loudly* goddammit Yamada it's 3am *rubs eyes* what catastrophe requires us to be awake at this unholy hour

Present mic: you are all gonna be parents!

*Present Mic slips into the sleeping bag* Shhh... *wraps arms around Aizawa* Love you... *kisses forehead*

*I cover my mouth trying not to laugh* this is perfect!

*aizawa wakes up*MIC*mad but doesn't push away*