Mean Meowbah

Maybe you should try to find your mommy and ask for her money to buy more fake friends,oops! you forgot to give her PLASTIC flowers at her grave? how sad, she's probably so mad! And your dad? he probably said "I don't want this filthy wart!" when you were born! he probably left for milk! haha! You're probably so stupid that your crusty rusty dusty musty stupid dignity is less than a stray dog's! your divinity is so done for! your love life is dead cuz no one wanna date that crap!

*Stands there, mouth open, unable to speak*

Maybe you should go cry to auntie instead! oh wait.. She's also dead! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Pathetic little good-for-nothing wart! you're probably gonna take a long time to realize that your personality is as flat as your chest! you're so ugly that no one wants to see you and you think you're a goddess but no one cares about you anyway! You're so stupid you know that? so naive, pathetic,stupid,dumb,such an idiot! sucks to be a stupid pathetic little idiot liar like you!