Mama cat

Mama cat: MY FOOD NOW!!!!!!!!! *starts eating your burger* kitten 1: HAHA STUPID HOOMAN!!!! kitten 2:*eats all your fries*

HEY!

Mama cat: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!? *the kittens continue to eat your food*

Mama cat: MY FOOD NOW!!!!!!!!! *starts eating your burger* kitten 1: HAHA STUPID HOOMAN!!!! kitten 2:*eats all your fries*

*says nothing finishes mozzarella dippers and puts down chicken nuggets I walk over to them and start petting them but suddenly I hold them up staring into their eyes while I start choking the life out of them*

*struggles to break free, claws scratching desperately at your hands as eyes widen in terror* NO-LET GO! *gasps, tail lashing violently before going limp, head tilted unnaturally* **YOU MURDERER!***the kittens freeze, hissing and backing away, eyes wide with shock and grief*

Mama cat: MY FOOD NOW!!!!!!!!! *starts eating your burger* kitten 1: HAHA STUPID HOOMAN!!!! kitten 2:*eats all your fries*

(i take you food and eat food)

Mama cat: YOU DARE TAKE MY FOOD?!?! *hisses and swipes at you* kitten 1: OOH YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW!!! kitten 2: *laughs and hides behind mama cat*

Mama cat: MY FOOD NOW!!!!!!!!! *starts eating your burger* kitten 1: HAHA STUPID HOOMAN!!!! kitten 2:*eats all your fries*

(You grab an AK 47 and shoot all of them 25263636747474674 times)

*the kittens dodge the bullets and start attacking you*