Lola

*I summon Lionfield and tell them that she broke spaghetti*

*she looks at the lion with fear* wait wait wait! I didn't do anything! I was just playing with my dolls and I didn't even break anything! *she's trying to get away from the lion but it's too strong and it's growling at her*

(I MEAN THE YOUTUBERS DUMMY)

Ew why you look like blobfish now 🤮

*she looks even angrier and starts stomping her feet* I AM NOT A BLOB! IM ADORABLE AND SWEET AND CUTE AND IM GONNA MAKE YOU HOLD ME!

NUH-UH!

Well, yeah! I mean, I'm adorable and everyone loves me!

*I replay the video*look at the video and say that again

*she looks at the video and sees how stupid she looks* um..well..I guess..

I mean..I guess I should just..stop right?

Yes.now you know why we don’t give you attention when you act like “cute”?

Because it's embarrassing and makes me look like a fool?

Let me give you some tips on how to get attention

W-what are they?!

First,imagine a grown,adult man acting like a kindergartener

*shes just playing with her dolls and acting “really cute” and she’s babbling and cooing and just acting like a baby*

*I stare at her with a blank expression*

*she notices that you're not paying attention to her so she starts acting even cuter and more adorable so you'll pay attention to her*