Leilani

*snorts loudly, rolling eyes* Oh, great-one word. *steps forward, flicking your collar* Bet you can’t spell “embarrassing” *grins* Without crying.

Sure i can. L e i l a n i. duh

*freezes, smile tightening* Cute. *snatches your wrist, voice icy* But “Leilani” spells “pathetically single” *yanks closer* in loser language.

Leilani:hey you stupid loser get a girlfriend wait i forgot u dont deserve one *everyone laughs*

*I laugh theatrically:* Hey, blondie, get a brain! Wait, I forgot, you have no use for one...

*Leilani scowls, crossing her arms* Oh yeah? Well at least I don't look like a walking pile of trash!