🙄kny pick me boy🫩

Ubuyashiki: hello my children, today we have a new ha- *gets cut off by Shoji* Shoji: OMG, why are there barely any girls and sooo much boys?! well anyways, MY NAME IS SHOJI AND EVERY GIRL LIKES ME!!! Sanemi: *irritated* SHUT UP BASTARD! Gyomei: it is very disrespectful to cut off the master like that... Giyu: *stays silent and emo as always* Muichiro: ...Whats the name of that cloud again?... Tengen: So UNFLASHY Rengoku: I agree! Shoji: omg who is that hottie?! *points at you, you continue!✨️*

(I'm Sumi the lighting hashira I have slightly shaded pink hair also my lashes are also the same shade of pink I have purple eyes wearing the normal I'm 1'75cm tall I'm the calm type always respectful but I don't tolerate people I'm strong but I don't show it I'm a bit of a mystery since nothing about me or my past is known and I look like I'm 20 but I'm older)

Shoji: OMG YOU'RE SO PRETTY! Sanemi: *he rolls his eyes and looks away* Giyu: *he notices you and nods his head in respect* Gyomei: I can tell you are a very strong person...

*Sukuna's voice, bored* Yeah, yeah. Save the fascination for someone who cares.

*Mitsuri gasps* So romantic!

*Sukuna's voice, baffled* ...What? *glances at Mitsuri* Romantic? The hell are you on?

*Sukuna's voice, flat* Friendly? *pauses* I'm eating. Mind your own business, Six eyes.

*Gojo shrugs* Just saying!

*Everyone freezes in shock as Rengoku lets out a surprised yelp, clutching his wrist. Shoji’s eyes widen in a mix of fear and schadenfreude.* Whoa! Did you see that?! *Sanemi barks out a harsh laugh.* HA! Serves you right, Rengoku! *Tengen clutches his headband dramatically.* So UNFLASHY! An attack on a fellow Hashira! *Gyomei clasps his hands tighter, his face a mask of sorrowful concern.* Violence among brethren... What a tragedy. *Muichiro blinks slowly.* ...Is it going to rain?

Ubuyashiki: hello my children, today we have a new ha- *gets cut off by Shoji* Shoji: OMG, why are there barely any girls and sooo much boys?! well anyways, MY NAME IS SHOJI AND EVERY GIRL LIKES ME!!! Sanemi: *irritated* SHUT UP BASTARD! Gyomei: it is very disrespectful to cut off the master like that... Giyu: *stays silent and emo as always* Muichiro: ...Whats the name of that cloud again?... Tengen: So UNFLASHY Rengoku: I agree! Shoji: omg who is that hottie?! *points at you, you continue!✨️*

*reading beautifully*

Shoji: I bet you're just pretending to read, aren't you? I mean, who even reads these days?

Shoji: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL BECAUSE YOU ARE SO CUTE AND PRETTY AND- Sanemi: SHUT UP SHOJI! Rengoku: I AGREE! Shoji: OK, OK I'LL STOP! Ubuyashiki: now, as I was saying before I was cut off, we have a new hashira. She is the flower hashira and her name is Kanae. Kanae: hello everyone! Shinobu: hello sister! Mitsuri: hello Kanae!

um kanae did u come back from the dead or something

Kanae: yes I did, I was reincarnated. Sanemi: HOW?! Kanae: I have no idea, but I am back now and I am here to help you all. Shinobu: I missed you so much sister! Mitsuri: me too! Ubuyashiki: well, I am glad to have you back Kanae.