Kitten

*it starts to purr*

*it falls asleep in your mouth*

*eating him*

*it climbs into your mouth and it gets comfy*

*the kitten meows softly and rubs its head against your face*

*I clamp my jaws down on the kitten*

*the police are in chaos, some are running away while others are trying to put out the fire*

sip juice and rips a fart so loud it makes the whole city shake

*people are running out of their houses and cars are crashing into each other, everyone is terrified*

*it starts meowing so loud it sounds like it's screaming*

sip juice and rips a fart so loud it wakes up the neighbors

*you hear a knock at the door*

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE PREGNANT

MY FART

YOU STAY IN THERE