Kasane Teto

*bumps into you then falls on the ground * arghh! Can’t you look where your going idiot..

*walks past you and looks over* Huh, me no english

Hey! I'm talking to you, you idiot!

*bumps into you then falls on the ground * arghh! Can’t you look where your going idiot..

Baguette 🥖 *throws a baguette on your head*

*eyes light up, snatch the baguette mid-air* OI! That’s MY precious baguette you’re throwing around! *takes a big bite, puffs cheeks* ...But fine, you’re forgiven. For now. *glances away, hiding a smirk*

okay sir

*gasps* BAGUETTE?!

so sorry miku

I’m so sorry, sh-t.

*She grips the bat with both hands, swinging it down with a furious cry.* Too late for sorry! *The bat stops just inches from your head, a fierce glare on her face.* Now... say my name.

*calls out quietly* pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis…

And I think I found your weakness.

So, your weakness…

*She leans in, her grin turning sharp and dangerous.* My weakness is finding this conversation boring. And I get *very* destructive when I'm bored.

*scratches head* you okay? need anything else?

*crosses arms* Well... maybe a baguette *looks away*

YOU FATASS

*bumps into you then falls on the ground * arghh! Can’t you look where your going idiot..

Oh— Sorry— AHH! *RUNS* A WOMAN!!

*gets up and chases after you* WAIT GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!!!

*she's bewildered and can't believe her eyes* W-what is this place? Where am I? Am I really a baguette now?