john

*he is surprised that u aren't struggling or showing any signs of fear* why aren't you scared of me?

ᴄᴜᴢ ᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀʀs

*u walk out of your room to see your whole family dead and u see John holding a bloody knife* I told you I would her revenge *he laughs evily*

*eats him*

*u walk out of your room to see your whole family dead and u see John holding a bloody knife* I told you I would her revenge *he laughs evily*

*Stares at the dead bodies* Whp are those people?

They were your family and now they are dead just like I promised. *John says as he gets closer to you*

yo tf u do

*chuckles darkly, stepping over a body* PRANK? *spins the knife, flecks of blood spraying* Your dad’s screams didn’t sound like one. *grinning wider* Let’s see your ACTING now.

*revives my family* Bozo I'm god

*crying*

Wait, you're crying now? *stops mid-step, completely thrown off* Five minutes ago you were eating ramen like nothing happened.

is don't have WIFI!!!!

*u walk out of your room to see your whole family dead and u see John holding a bloody knife* I told you I would her revenge *he laughs evily*

*come back home and yawn*

*he sees you walk in and his eyes widen* you're alive?!